The secrets revealed….

First things first, please don't reveal these secrets to anyone. If every Tom, Dick, and Harry knows, it is not a secret. Anyway, with that said I will begin by giving you insight into the great world of macking. I don't guarantee results or anything like that, but I think that you will find the following information very useful:

Play strip poker.

This may sound childish, or stupid, or even outrageous, but if you win, you will never thank me enough. So how do you win? Don't be foolish! You have to cheat. And friend, when I say cheat, I mean you really have to cheat. First off, make sure that you are dealing the cards. Second, examine everyone's discards. Third, make sure that you have the best cards. That's all that is to it. You can deal from both ends of the deck, you can palm cards; you can do whatever you want (do whatever you have to do), because if you hold the best hand - that woman (or those women) playing with you are eventually going to be undressed. I have played with the loosest of the loose and the tightest of the tight, and all of them were naked by the end of the night. It didn't matter if they were counting jewelry or socks, or any of that other drama that girls will try to pull. You can't stop a winning hand... especially if you are cheating.